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Happy Meal Unisex t-shirt

Happy Meal Unisex t-shirt

Regular price $35.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $35.00 USD
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Some people run from zombies. Others become the menu.

Inspired by Catherine's unforgettable line from Planet Dead, the Happy Meal T-Shirt is the perfect blend of dark humor and zombie horror. The front keeps it clean, while the back delivers the punchline with one simple message:

EAT ME.

Whether you're a die-hard zombie fan, a horror reader with a twisted sense of humor, or someone who believes laughter is the best survival strategy, this shirt is guaranteed to get a few double takes—and plenty of laughs.

Made from ultra-soft, lightweight fabric with just the right amount of stretch, it's comfortable enough for horror conventions, zombie walks, book festivals, movie marathons, or surviving the next undead outbreak.

If the zombies are coming anyway... you might as well make them smile.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), SHOP DEAD and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 102 Timothy Lane, Bethlehem, GA 30620 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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